Finally, gamers around the world can stop pulling their hair out! After an lengthy hiatus, Adult Swim has finally released the air date for Rick and Morty season 7. Mark your schedules because the next mishap in Rick's adventures with Morty is scheduled to premiere on September 2nd. Get ready for a wild ride full of interdimensional shenanigans, because Rick and Morty are back, and they're not here to play nice.

This new season promises to be even stranger than before, with hints about a interpersonal drama. With the return of fan-favorite characters and the introduction of fresh faces, Rick and Morty season 7 is shaping up to be one for the ages.

RICK AND MORTY HEAD INTO UNPRECEDENTED TERRITORY

Our favorite genius, Rick, has gone off the rails! Morty's most recent adventure|jaunt|venture into the cosmos has landed them in a dimension unlike anything they've encountered. This time, it's all about gigantic talking chickens, with some bizarre twists along the way.

Get ready for a wild ride as Rick and Morty try to escape of this crazy new world!

That Sneaky CRAZY PLOT BACKFIRES IN EPIC FASHION!

Beth thought she was acting totally clever. She had this elaborate idea to take over, and she thought it was foolproof. Well, duh, Beth's plan was about as solid as a house of cards in a hurricane! It all went south in the worst way possible. Now, everyone is scolding Beth and she's left with egg on her face.

• Ouch!
• Served you right, Beth!

PLURT RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE!

Prepare yourselves, because the legendary phenomenon is back in action with a vengeance! After a mysterious absence, PLURT has emerged from the shadows, more powerful than before. They're bringing their signature blend of pulsating rhythms and unforgettable visuals that will blow your mind.

• There's been talk about their upcoming tour, and fans are losing it with anticipation.
• This is one event you won't want to

Stay tuned for updates about PLURT's triumphant return, and get ready to experience something truly unforgettable!

Jurassic Park FEATURING RICK AND MORTY LOGIC?

Imagine a dinosaur park where the velociraptors are actually interdimensional beings. Picture T-Rexes that can teleport, and Brachiosaurus that just are secretly sentient robots. You got a Triceratops with an existential crisis, a Stegosaurus addicted to portal guns, and Mr. Hammond's constantly muttering about "getting a refund". This isn't your grandpa's Jurassic Park, folks. This is an epic adventure with more twists, turns, and portal malfunctions than you can shake a laser gun at.

Municipal Assembly Considering Ban on Entryways After Recent Occurrence

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• An emergency council gathering will be held next week to debate this topic further.
• Can attend the meeting to voice their concerns.